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    女人的下半身有多爱你<span class="fe1e66e28"> </span>下半身就有多湿润;男人觉得你有多新鲜<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>下半身就有多强壮<span class="f4586638f"> </span>对肖胜了解的越深<span class="f566ec622"> </span>戴沐雪就越觉得两人之间的鸿沟是多么的不可逾越<span class="f317bc2ba"> </span>京都之行让她对肖胜的真实身份产生了怀疑<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>那国字号部队专属医院<span class="f566ec622"> </span>真的不是普通家属能进的<span class="f317bc2ba"> </span>

    离奇般的死亡<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>奇迹般的‘诈尸’<span class="f566ec622"> </span>华丽风骚的转身<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>让他的形象更加的高大<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>不可抹灭<span class="fa606aa39"> </span>到了戴沐雪这个年龄<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>已经不单单是依赖男人的长相了<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>而是他的内涵和底蕴<span class="fa606aa39"> </span>大龄剩女更注重的是心与心之间互慰<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>在这一点上<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>肖胜总会用他那独有的方式与自己产生共鸣<span class="f566ec622"> </span>他也许很有钱<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>他也许很有权<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>但戴沐雪只喜欢他这个人<span class="f566ec622"> </span>仅此而已<span class="f8c76678b"> </span><span class="f4586638f"> </span>

    ‘丑小鸭’的华丽<span class="f566ec622"> </span>在于她的本质<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>本就是‘天鹅’<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>自持在各方面都不如陈淑媛的戴沐雪<span class="f566ec622"> </span>在肖胜回来的这段时间<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>很‘安静’的选择了沉默<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>可作为一个女人<span class="f566ec622"> </span>她有思念对方的权利<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>深深的想念着<span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="fe1e66e28"> </span>

    也许他只是玩玩<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>但对于戴沐雪来说<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>即便对方如此坦白<span class="f566ec622"> </span>她想她都会义无反顾<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>不单单是为了那笔不菲的医疗费<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>更为了心灵上的抚慰<span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f8c76678b"> </span>

    倾听着倚在门口的自家兄弟<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>‘俏皮’的与那个男人对话<span class="f566ec622"> </span>这种没有芥蒂的感觉<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>让戴沐雪很倾心<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>他没有变<span class="f566ec622"> </span>还是那个不拘一格<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>猥琐至极的肖胜<span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="fe1e66e28"> </span>

    在肖胜的‘花言巧语’下<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>放下芥蒂<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>步步惊心的向肖胜走来<span class="f566ec622"> </span>可刚脱离自家老姐的保护圈<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>只见胜哥<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>以迅雷不及掩耳之势<span class="f566ec622"> </span>‘噗’的一下飞身而来<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>单臂把自己按在沙发上<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>扬起右臂<span class="f566ec622"> </span>就要往下砸<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>眼疾手快<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>心思活跃的戴沐阳<span class="f566ec622"> </span>大声嘶喊道<span class="f5138dc76"> </span>

    <span class="f5f01898f"> </span>姐夫<span class="f566ec622"> </span>手下留情啊<span class="f8c76678b"> </span><span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="f7e4b97f7"> </span>戴沐阳的这句‘姐夫’成了整段话的中心词语<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>原本即将落下去拳头<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>戛然而止<span class="f566ec622"> </span>变脸般恢复笑容的肖胜<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>迅速的拉直戴沐阳<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>为他拍整齐衣角<span class="f566ec622"> </span>笑容谄媚的说道<span class="f5138dc76"> </span>

    <span class="f5f01898f"> </span>小舅子<span class="f566ec622"> </span>你渴不<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>我给你倒杯水<span class="f2d5d9041"> </span><span class="f7e4b97f7"> </span>站在厨房内的戴沐雪听到肖胜和戴沐阳的这一唱一和<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>脸色烧红的她<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>透着几分窃喜<span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f8c76678b"> </span>

    <span class="f5f01898f"> </span>姐夫<span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f8c76678b"> </span>不用麻烦您<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>我不渴<span class="f566ec622"> </span>真不渴<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>您坐<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>您上座<span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f8c76678b"> </span><span class="fb1dd4cd8"> </span>看着十分上道的戴沐阳<span class="f566ec622"> </span>肖胜颇为满意的拍了拍的他的肩膀<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>身子倚在了沙发上<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>接受的着戴沐阳奉承般的点烟<span class="f566ec622"> </span>猛吸几口<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>笑着质问道<span class="f72b0b8ce"> </span>

    <span class="fa98fd4a9"> </span>听你姐说<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>这段时间<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>你的情绪又不高涨了<span class="f301a149e"> </span>咋了<span class="f2166affd"> </span>又失恋了<span class="f2d5d9041"> </span><span class="f7e4b97f7"> </span>听到这话的戴沐阳颇为不好意思的挠了挠头<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>难以启齿的说道<span class="f72b0b8ce"> </span>

    <span class="fa98fd4a9"> </span>和失恋扯不上关系<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>但性质比失恋还严重<span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f4faaa0e6"> </span>听到这话的肖胜<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>猛然坐起身<span class="f566ec622"> </span>低头小声道<span class="f5138dc76"> </span>

    <span class="f5f01898f"> </span>咋了<span class="f301a149e"> </span>被妹子玩了<span class="f2166affd"> </span><span class="fb1dd4cd8"> </span>肖胜的直言不讳<span class="f566ec622"> </span>正戳中戴沐阳的下怀<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>为难的点了点头<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>一脸憋屈样<span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f8c76678b"> </span>

    <span class="f5f01898f"> </span>可以啊<span class="f566ec622"> </span>开荤了<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>这咋会比失恋更严重呢<span class="f2d5d9041"> </span><span class="f7e4b97f7"> </span>说到这<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>肖胜立刻会意的‘嗯’了一声<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>继续质问道<span class="fdac0b8c3"> </span>

    <span class="f2eefe119"> </span>没满足人家<span class="f2d5d9041"> </span>被封杀了<span class="f301a149e"> </span><span class="f4faaa0e6"> </span>此时此刻羞得已经面无体肤的戴沐阳<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>恨不得钻进沙发底下<span class="f566ec622"> </span>满眼都是泪<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>委屈道<span class="f72b0b8ce"> </span>

    <span class="fa98fd4a9"> </span>我都几天不好意思去学校了<span class="f8c76678b"> </span><span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="f7e4b97f7"> </span>

    <span class="f2eefe119"> </span>这个问题确实严重<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>说说过程<span class="fe1e66e28"> </span>姐夫帮你分析一下<span class="f8c76678b"> </span><span class="f4586638f"> </span>说不定还有得补救<span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f8c76678b"> </span><span class="fb1dd4cd8"> </span>听到肖胜这话<span class="f566ec622"> </span>又燃起希望的戴沐阳故作勇气<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>声音颤抖的说道<span class="f72b0b8ce"> </span>

    <span class="fa98fd4a9"> </span>这姑娘是体育系的<span class="f8c76678b"> </span><span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f4faaa0e6"> </span>

    <span class="f5f01898f"> </span>什么<span class="f301a149e"> </span>体育系<span class="f2166affd"> </span>你丫的也呸生猛了吧<span class="f2d5d9041"> </span>第一次就直接把难度系数提升至‘10’<span class="f566ec622"> </span>你当你是<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>‘查理德*泰森’啊<span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="fe1e66e28"> </span>(内涵的名字<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>懂得面壁<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>不懂得脱裤子自己琢磨)<span class="f7e4b97f7"> </span>

    <span class="f2eefe119"> </span>啥<span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="fe1e66e28"> </span>啥意思<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>姐夫<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>你别一惊一乍的<span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f8c76678b"> </span><span class="fb1dd4cd8"> </span>

    <span class="fa98fd4a9"> </span>体育系的姑娘<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>那可都是身经百战啊<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>我问你体育系的汉子猛不猛<span class="f301a149e"> </span><span class="f4faaa0e6"> </span>戴沐阳机械般点了点头<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>肖胜继续说道<span class="fdac0b8c3"> </span>

    <span class="f2eefe119"> </span>近水楼台先得月<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>肥水不流外人田的道理懂不懂<span class="f301a149e"> </span>人家那是正儿八经几岁就开始锻炼了<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>那身板<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>那技术<span class="f566ec622"> </span>呸实在了<span class="f8c76678b"> </span><span class="f4586638f"> </span>你呢<span class="f301a149e"> </span>跟他们比牙签算是粗的<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>没说你针尖就算好的了<span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="fe1e66e28"> </span>松紧带被拉变形了<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>还恢复不过去呢<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>更何况是那点‘肌肉’呢<span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f8c76678b"> </span>小阳<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>总结一点啊<span class="f566ec622"> </span>你对象找错了<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>你开姐夫的奔驰去高中接姑娘放学<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>我保证妹子明天直接夸你<span class="f566ec622"> </span>哇塞<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>大力士<span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f4faaa0e6"> </span>肖胜的这一番解释<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>霎时<span class="f566ec622"> </span>让戴沐阳重新燃起了自信<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>那种豁然开朗的感觉<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>如此尿崩般舒爽<span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f8c76678b"> </span>

    <span class="f5f01898f"> </span>继续说下去<span class="f566ec622"> </span>那姑娘直接鄙视你了<span class="f2166affd"> </span><span class="fb1dd4cd8"> </span>

    <span class="fa98fd4a9"> </span>到不是特别直接<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>很隐晦<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>我回去琢磨很久<span class="f566ec622"> </span>才琢磨出来<span class="f8c76678b"> </span><span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="f7e4b97f7"> </span>

    <span class="f2eefe119"> </span>说的啥<span class="f2d5d9041"> </span><span class="f7e4b97f7"> </span>

    <span class="f2eefe119"> </span>她说我像是洗衣机里的洗衣棒<span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f4faaa0e6"> </span>听到戴沐阳的这句话<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>肖胜秒懂了<span class="f566ec622"> </span>这也是位经验颇为丰富的‘老人’啊<span class="f8c76678b"> </span><span class="f4586638f"> </span>洗衣棒总是要放在比它大很多的洗衣槽里<span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f8c76678b"> </span>内涵的妹子啊<span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="fe1e66e28"> </span>

    <span class="f2eefe119"> </span>天煞的<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>敢如此侮辱我小舅子<span class="f566ec622"> </span>不找会场子<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>显得咱没本事了<span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f4faaa0e6"> </span>

    <span class="f5f01898f"> </span>对<span class="f566ec622"> </span>对<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>姐夫你说咋办吧<span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f4faaa0e6"> </span>

    <span class="f5f01898f"> </span>给他打电话<span class="f566ec622"> </span>把她约出来<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>姐夫替你出气<span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f4faaa0e6"> </span>原本还雄赳赳气昂昂挺着胸脯的戴沐阳<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>在听到肖胜这话后<span class="f566ec622"> </span>顿时焉了下来<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>眼睛眨巴<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>眨巴的看着肖胜<span class="f566ec622"> </span>狠吸着鼻子<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>呢喃道<span class="f72b0b8ce"> </span>

    <span class="fa98fd4a9"> </span>姐夫<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>我觉得<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>我又着了你的道了<span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f8c76678b"> </span><span class="fb1dd4cd8"> </span>

    <span class="fa98fd4a9"> </span>哪有<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>我只是想替你报仇<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>这和其他的没有关联的<span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f8c76678b"> </span><span class="fb1dd4cd8"> </span>

    <span class="fa98fd4a9"> </span>俗话说<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>君子报仇十年不晚<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>我还有机会<span class="f566ec622"> </span>我还有第二次发育的可能<span class="f8c76678b"> </span><span class="f4586638f"> </span>姐夫<span class="f566ec622"> </span>弱弱的问你一句<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>看你身板那么壮实<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>下面厉害不<span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f8c76678b"> </span><span class="fb1dd4cd8"> </span>听到这句话<span class="f566ec622"> </span>一种由身而发的自豪感<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>油然而生<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>相当谦虚的报了一个数字<span class="fdac0b8c3"> </span>

    <span class="f2eefe119"> </span>马马虎虎<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>五公分<span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f8c76678b"> </span><span class="fb1dd4cd8"> </span>

    <span class="fa98fd4a9"> </span>啥<span class="f2166affd"> </span>那不还不如我吗<span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f4faaa0e6"> </span>

    <span class="f5f01898f"> </span>离地<span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f8c76678b"> </span>离地五公分<span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f4faaa0e6"> </span>听到这话的戴沐阳直接一屁股坐在沙发上<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>惊恐的看着得意洋洋端起茶杯的肖胜<span class="f566ec622"> </span>冷不丁的来了一句<span class="f5138dc76"> </span>

    <span class="f5f01898f"> </span>那不成驴了吗<span class="f301a149e"> </span><span class="f4faaa0e6"> </span>

    <span class="f5f01898f"> </span>噗<span class="fe1e66e28"> </span><span class="f8c76678b"> </span><span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="f7e4b97f7"> </span>内伤有木有<span class="f2166affd"> </span>

    抹着嘴角的肖胜<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>眼睛瞪得比戴沐阳还要大<span class="f566ec622"> </span>他在深思着<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>他所说的这句话<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>到底是夸自己呢<span class="f566ec622"> </span>还是在变向表达自己的不满呢<span class="f2166affd"> </span>

    (这几章多以内涵文为主<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>挑战你的神经思维<span class="f566ec622"> </span>若是有些段子<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>秒懂的话<span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="fe1e66e28"> </span>恭喜你<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>你到结婚的年龄了<span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="fe1e66e28"> </span>若是学生的话<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>请自我克制<span class="fff8713e2"> </span>自我克制<span class="f566ec622"> </span>牛奶会有的<span class="f89949f8c"> </span>奶牛也会有的<span class="f4586638f"> </span><span class="fe1e66e28"> </span>)